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Long dog approved.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeatures:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNo Step On Ween front graphic\u003cbr\u003e\nNatural coir texture helps remove dirt\u003cbr\u003e\nDurable black vinyl backing for added stability\u003cbr\u003e\nBuilt for covered porches and entryways\u003cbr\u003e\nSuitable for homes guarded by dachshunds\u003cbr\u003e\nMay cause delivery drivers to proceed with caution\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber\u003cbr\u003e\n• 24″ × 16″ (61 cm × 40.6 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 0.59″ (1.5 cm) thick\u003cbr\u003e\n• Black vinyl backing\u003cbr\u003e\n• Suitable for covered outdoor areas\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCare: Use in a covered, weather-protected area. Avoid direct sunlight and excess moisture. Some natural fiber shedding is normal—shake the mat to remove loose fibers.","brand":"Dach Dynamics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52789074002237,"sku":"9861480_23879","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0998\/0860\/8573\/files\/doormat-24x16-front-6a7276abdef24.png?v=1785886398"},{"product_id":"dach-dynamics-no-step-on-ween-slap-sticker","title":"Dach Dynamics No Step On Ween Slap Sticker","description":"The Dach Dynamics No Step On Ween Slap Sticker is built for water bottles, toolboxes, coolers, hard cases, vehicles, laptops, and any other surface in need of a long-bodied warning label.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeaturing a tactical dachshund standing his ground beneath the unmistakable “No Step On Ween” message, this sticker is equal parts public service announcement and constitutional protection for short-legged citizens everywhere.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPrinted on durable, high-opacity vinyl, it applies smoothly without bubbles and is thick enough to cover old stickers, paint, or questionable past decisions.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStick it somewhere visible. Respect the ween.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeatures:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLarge No Step On Ween graphic\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHigh-opacity film that’s impossible to see through\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFast and easy bubble-free application\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDurable adhesive vinyl\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n95µ density\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLong dog approved\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nClean and dry the surface before applying for the best adhesion.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHEIGHT (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3″×3″\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Dach Dynamics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52789136720189,"sku":"6030981_10163","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0998\/0860\/8573\/files\/kiss-cut-stickers-white-3x3-default-6a727d725b68f.png?v=1785888119"},{"product_id":"no-step-on-ween-flag","title":"No Step On Ween Flag","description":"The No Step On Ween Flag is built for the long-bodied patriot who believes every wall, garage, shop, office, or gear room could use a little more freedom.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeaturing the unmistakable No Step On Ween design, this flag is printed on durable polyester with vibrant colors that stay sharp over time. Hang it in your garage, office, home gym, workshop, or wherever questionable decorating decisions are encouraged.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFly it proudly. Tread carefully.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeatures:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFull-size No Step On Ween graphic\u003cbr\u003e\nLightweight yet durable polyester construction\u003cbr\u003e\nVibrant one-sided print with a clean reverse side\u003cbr\u003e\nTwo iron grommets for easy hanging\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for garages, workshops, offices, home gyms, or anywhere long dog patriotism belongs\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterial \u0026amp; Construction:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n100% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\nKnitted fabric\u003cbr\u003e\nFabric weight: 4.42 oz.\/yd² (150 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\nOne-sided print\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank reverse side\u003cbr\u003e\nTwo iron grommets for hanging","brand":"Dach Dynamics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52800982581565,"sku":"6997254_12584","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0998\/0860\/8573\/files\/all-over-print-flag-white-front-6a761d18b7eda.png?v=1786125617"},{"product_id":"dachentarn-camo-jumbo-throw-blanket","title":"Dachentarn Camo Jumbo Throw Blanket","description":"The Dachentarn Camo Jumbo Throw Blanket brings the Dach Dynamics take on classic camouflage off the gear and into the house.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCovered in the Dachentarn pattern with hidden long dogs worked throughout the print, this oversized throw is built for couch duty, cold nights, dog naps, and whatever else keeps you off your feet for a while. The soft silk-touch finish keeps it comfortable without losing the detail in the pattern.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFunctional enough to use every day. 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