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Hang it in your garage, office, home gym, workshop, or wherever questionable decorating decisions are encouraged.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFly it proudly. Tread carefully.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeatures:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFull-size No Step On Ween graphic\u003cbr\u003e\nLightweight yet durable polyester construction\u003cbr\u003e\nVibrant one-sided print with a clean reverse side\u003cbr\u003e\nTwo iron grommets for easy hanging\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for garages, workshops, offices, home gyms, or anywhere long dog patriotism belongs\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterial \u0026amp; Construction:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n100% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\nKnitted fabric\u003cbr\u003e\nFabric weight: 4.42 oz.\/yd² (150 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\nOne-sided print\u003cbr\u003e\nBlank reverse side\u003cbr\u003e\nTwo iron grommets for hanging","brand":"Dach Dynamics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52800982581565,"sku":"6997254_12584","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0998\/0860\/8573\/files\/all-over-print-flag-white-front-6a761d18b7eda.png?v=1786125617"},{"product_id":"rat-hunter-arch-morale-patch","title":"RAT HUNTER Arch Morale Patch","description":"\u003ch1\u003eRat Hunter Arch Morale Patch\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cb\u003eFor our awesome Cat Squad Members!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e- Dimensions: 1” x 3” (High x Wide)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e- Hook Fastener Backing\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe \u003cb\u003e“Rat Hunter\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e”\u003c\/b\u003e Arch Morale Patch is perfect for vests and harnesses. 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It’s also a great addition to your patch collection. Collect them all!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/6535\/3813\/files\/lowrider.jpg?v=1714514485\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/6535\/3813\/files\/LOW_RIDER_dims-01.png?v=1714514597\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/6535\/3813\/files\/67FEE91F-17DB-4A93-8FE8-D635F1A7A9DB.jpg?v=1718862809\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/6535\/3813\/files\/lowriderpic.jpg?v=1714550399\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"kiloninerpets","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53072035152189,"sku":"sku-48557065535794","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0998\/0860\/8573\/files\/lowrider.jpg?v=1789429018"},{"product_id":"find-out-mini-morale-patch","title":"Find Out - Mini Morale Patch","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFuck Around and Find Out - Mini\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e- Dimensions: 1.5” x 2” (High x Wide)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e- Hook Fastener Backing\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe \u003cb\u003e“Fuck Around and Find Out”\u003c\/b\u003e - Mini Morale Patch is perfect for vests and harnesses. It’s also a great addition to your patch collection. Collect them all!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"kiloninerpets","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53072034988349,"sku":"sku-45065508913458","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0998\/0860\/8573\/files\/P_AndFindOut_MINI.jpg?v=1789428864"},{"product_id":"find-out-bar-morale-patch","title":"FIND OUT Bar Morale Patch","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFuck Around Find Out - Bar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"p2\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e- Dimensions: 1.5” x 3.75” (High x Wide)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"p3\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e- Hook Fastener Backing\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/6535\/3813\/files\/Fuckaroundandfindoutmoralepatcheforcatsanddogs_480x480.jpg?v=1695068929\" alt=\"Embroidered, easy attach pet patches called Fuck around and find out morale bar patch for cat and dog vest\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/6535\/3813\/files\/6299208F-6B1B-41FF-8264-926A89A79953.jpg?v=1712199020\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0072\/6535\/3813\/files\/6299208F-6B1B-41FF-8264-926A89A79953.jpg?v=1712199020\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe \u003cb\u003e“Fuck Around Find Out”\u003c\/b\u003e Bar Morale Patch is perfect for vests and harnesses. It’s also a great addition to your patch collection. Collect them all!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"kiloninerpets","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53072035119421,"sku":"sku-44659548717362","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0998\/0860\/8573\/files\/P320NS_Patch_FindOut_Bar_P01.jpg?v=1789428513"},{"product_id":"quality-german-engineering-morale-patch","title":"Quality German Engineering Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuality German Engineering Morale Patch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- Dimensions: 3” x 1.75\" (Wide x Tall)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- Embroidered\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- Hook Fastener Backing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e“Quality German Engineering \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMorale Patch\" is perfect for vests and harnesses. It’s also a great addition to your patch collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"kiloninerpets","offers":[{"title":"Quality German Engineering Morale Patch","offer_id":53072035316029,"sku":"sku-49955871097138","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0998\/0860\/8573\/files\/germanpatch.jpg?v=1789426072"},{"product_id":"hot-dog-morale-patch","title":"Hot Dog Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eHot Dog Morale Patch\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e- Dimensions: 3” x 1.5” (Wide x Tall)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e- Embroidered\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e- Hook Fastener Backing\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Hot Dog\" Morale Patch is perfect for vests and harnesses. 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Collect them all!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"kiloninerpets","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53072035283261,"sku":"sku-50401418805554","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0998\/0860\/8573\/files\/IMG_6505.DNG.jpg?v=1789425907"},{"product_id":"mighty-sausage-morale-patch","title":"Mighty Sausage Morale Patch","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eMighty Sausage Morale Patch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e- Dimensions: 3\" x 1.2\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- Embroidered\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e- Hook Fastener Backing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe “Mighty Sausage” morale patch designed for harnesses, vests, packs, and gear setups. Hook backing allows for secure attachment and easy swaps. 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